Mouse hunter?
Aug. 15th, 2008 08:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crisavecThis boggles the mind...or not.
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/sport/2008/0812/1218477341682.html
Cory Cogdell is a "mouse hunter?" The Olympic bronze medalist braved a cliffhanger final round only to be identified by an Irish games commentator as a "mouse hunter," or so reports the Irish Times. That sent the writer on a riff.
Shooting mice, surely, is an excessive response to any threat they might pose, although perhaps kinder than guillotining them as they nibble on an Easi Single.
As it proved, though, Cory is, in fact, a "moose" hunter, which is precisely what Caitriona had said in the first place, meaning our ear-syringing ordeal might be more imminent than we first feared.
A native of Alaska, Cory has been limbering up for the Olympics for the last three years by blowing the heads off any innocent moose she happens to encounter, having been taught her shooting skills by her da, Dick.
"I harvested my first moose a couple of years ago," she said dispassionately, just as if moose weren't real people.
I wasn't aware moose were people...were you?
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/sport/2008/0812/1218477341682.html
Cory Cogdell is a "mouse hunter?" The Olympic bronze medalist braved a cliffhanger final round only to be identified by an Irish games commentator as a "mouse hunter," or so reports the Irish Times. That sent the writer on a riff.
Shooting mice, surely, is an excessive response to any threat they might pose, although perhaps kinder than guillotining them as they nibble on an Easi Single.
As it proved, though, Cory is, in fact, a "moose" hunter, which is precisely what Caitriona had said in the first place, meaning our ear-syringing ordeal might be more imminent than we first feared.
A native of Alaska, Cory has been limbering up for the Olympics for the last three years by blowing the heads off any innocent moose she happens to encounter, having been taught her shooting skills by her da, Dick.
"I harvested my first moose a couple of years ago," she said dispassionately, just as if moose weren't real people.
I wasn't aware moose were people...were you?
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Date: 2008-08-15 05:10 pm (UTC)"Shoot all the damn wildlife!"
*rolls eyes*
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